1. “Pause the fucking movie, John, I can’t listen to God talk about penguins when you’re grabbing my dick…!”

  2. dickdrool

    (no further context is necessary)

  3. "But it could be a better show, and Dirk tells him that. He figures they can put together a real spectacular. The Ice Capades of sex. A Ringling Brothers circus composed entirely of fucking. ‘Jake Gets Plowed’ in IMAX 3D."

  4. "My yaoi senses must have been tingling."

  5. TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss 

  6. “The hills are alive with the sound of Homosexuality Egbert. Embrace it.”

  7. "He’ll call you a horse cock, and your heart will skip and bounce."

  8. "He stops feeling like an awkwardly-shaped piece of furniture with too many edges that happened to roll on top of you…""

  9. "You can’t believe you’re getting scolded by a horned fairy who used to be a ghost in a robot, but she has a point."

  10. “Oh. Uh. Yeah, me and Terezi… it’s complicated. My life is a fucking Facebook status. Shit sucks.”