1. “D-don’t be ragging on the rag, bro.”

  2. “At first I thought you were playing it cool but you were just being the densest person ever. Neutron stars have nothing on you.”

  3. If you’re not decked out fitting for a trek to the north pole then your testicles will straight up ditch your ass and run off to Tahiti to sit on the beach with a fruity drink so alcoholic it’ll—
  4. “Pause the fucking movie, John, I can’t listen to God talk about penguins when you’re grabbing my dick…!”

  5. dickdrool

    (no further context is necessary)

  6. "But it could be a better show, and Dirk tells him that. He figures they can put together a real spectacular. The Ice Capades of sex. A Ringling Brothers circus composed entirely of fucking. ‘Jake Gets Plowed’ in IMAX 3D."

  7. "My yaoi senses must have been tingling."

  8. TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss 

  9. “The hills are alive with the sound of Homosexuality Egbert. Embrace it.”

  10. "He’ll call you a horse cock, and your heart will skip and bounce."