Out of Context Homesmut

dickdrool

Fri, 17 May 2013 03:57:13 -0400

(no further context is necessary)

"But it could be a better show, and Dirk tells him that. He figures they can put together a real spectacular. The Ice Capades of sex. A Ringling Brothers circus composed entirely of fucking. ‘Jake Gets Plowed’ in IMAX 3D."

Sat, 09 Mar 2013 20:19:45 -0500

"My yaoi senses must have been tingling."

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 10:44:29 -0500

TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 20:53:38 -0500

TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss

“The hills are alive with the sound of Homosexuality Egbert. Embrace it.”

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 02:35:26 -0500

"He'll call you a horse cock, and your heart will skip and bounce."

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:20:46 -0500

"He stops feeling like an awkwardly-shaped piece of furniture with too many edges that happened to roll on top of you...""

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 18:40:55 -0500

"You can’t believe you’re getting scolded by a horned fairy who used to be a ghost in a robot, but she has a point."

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 14:20:50 -0500

“Oh. Uh. Yeah, me and Terezi... it’s complicated. My life is a fucking Facebook status. Shit sucks.”

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 18:40:44 -0500

“Sure, if you want to use words that shouldn’t be words.”“I insist on using those words.”

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 14:20:26 -0500

“Sure, if you want to use words that shouldn’t be words.”
“I insist on using those words.”

"If Fingertip Makeouts Could Be A Thing"

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 18:40:48 -0500

"The Asshole party has a mandate and a majority, but the Act Like A Human Being For Fuck’s Sake party is fighting for this one, and they gotta win sometimes, or people will think this is some kind of dictatorship."

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 14:20:25 -0500

“One dick piercing, please.”

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:40:33 -0500

"Please go away you sexy motherfucker."

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:20:46 -0500

"Bulges don't go up poop chutes. That's just not how life works, Dave."

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 00:52:51 -0500

“Get any braces snagged in that thing?”“Anyone climbing that ladder of yours yet bro?”“Oh hey man...

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:40:31 -0500

“Get any braces snagged in that thing?”
“Anyone climbing that ladder of yours yet bro?”
“Oh hey man did your metal dick lead you in here to my magnetic personality?”
“Sup dude how’s RoboCock? Kicking the ass of criminal cum in Dicktroit?”

We now interrupt your irregularly scheduled out of context smut...

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 18:09:00 -0500

We now interrupt your irregularly scheduled out of context smut for…this

"You flail helplessly, trying to pry him off as he gets your pants down like a fucking sexual harassment ninja."

Wed, 05 Dec 2012 14:20:37 -0500

“I dunno like-aah- a double strand of anal beads on a really-....r-really thick string.”

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:40:50 -0500

"This is miles beyond Ribbed For Her Pleasure. This is Fucking Studded For His Complete And Utter Ecstatic Fulfilment."

Tue, 04 Dec 2012 14:20:53 -0500