May 2013
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dickdrool
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May 17th
1 note
March 2013
1 post
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"But it could be a better show, and Dirk tells him...
Mar 10th
6 notes
February 2013
1 post
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"My yaoi senses must have been tingling."
Feb 19th
16 notes
January 2013
1 post
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TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss 
Jan 6th
7 notes
December 2012
20 posts
3 tags
“The hills are alive with the sound of...
Dec 18th
14 notes
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"He'll call you a horse cock, and your heart will...
Dec 10th
1 note
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"He stops feeling like an awkwardly-shaped piece...
Dec 9th
1 note
4 tags
"You can’t believe you’re getting scolded by a...
Dec 9th
1 note
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“Oh. Uh. Yeah, me and Terezi... it’s complicated....
Dec 8th
2 notes
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“Sure, if you want to use words that shouldn’t be words.” “I insist on using those words.” 
Dec 8th
1 note
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"If Fingertip Makeouts Could Be A Thing"
Dec 7th
5 notes
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"The Asshole party has a mandate and a majority,...
Dec 7th
4 tags
“One dick piercing, please.”
Dec 6th
1 note
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"Please go away you sexy motherfucker."
Dec 6th
3 notes
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"Bulges don't go up poop chutes. That's just not...
Dec 6th
4 tags
“Get any braces snagged in that thing?” “Anyone climbing that ladder of yours yet bro?” “Oh hey man did your metal dick lead you in here to my magnetic personality?” “Sup dude how’s RoboCock? Kicking the ass of criminal cum in Dicktroit?”
Dec 5th
1 note
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Dec 5th
2 notes
4 tags
"You flail helplessly, trying to pry him off as he...
Dec 5th
1 note
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“I dunno like-aah- a double strand of anal beads...
Dec 4th
4 tags
"This is miles beyond Ribbed For Her Pleasure....
Dec 4th
4 tags
“Come on dude, fuck me.” It takes a lot of super...
Dec 3rd
2 notes
4 tags
You’re feeling pretty damn needy right now...
Dec 3rd
2 notes
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His dreams were filled with sheet-staining visions...
Dec 2nd
2 notes
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“There. Now all you gotta do is fuck me.”
Dec 2nd
4 notes
November 2012
4 posts
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"I don't care it's sword fight o'clock, we're...
Nov 18th
3 notes
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"See, it's funny because Dave is the Knight of...
Nov 18th
7 notes
3 tags
"your boyfriend is so disgusting you should...
Nov 17th
5 notes
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"Imagine if you jizzed orange soda, John. I'd...
Nov 17th
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October 2012
4 posts
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“It looks like you tried to make your butt a honey...
Oct 30th
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"who is Meenah and why is she helping you with...
Oct 30th
7 notes
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"yeah dirk dont you want your legs to feel silky...
Oct 30th
4 notes
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"and the next person to ask for Comic Sans because...
Oct 19th
4 notes
September 2012
20 posts
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“Is that an octopus in your pants or are you just...
Sep 28th
7 notes
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"You are very philosophical in the smuppet pile."
Sep 24th
2 notes
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EB: man, you’re like  EB: angry alien gandhi
Sep 16th
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“I swear, by the time we’re 20 I’ll have ended up...
Sep 15th
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"oh yeah and while im at it ill walk around town...
Sep 7th
4 notes
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"But John was the resident king of being oblivious...
Sep 7th
6 notes
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“That’s roughly one metric fuckton of balls that...
Sep 6th
1 note
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"You mute the movie and spend the last hour...
Sep 6th
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"Jesus this is worse than the time you and Dave...
Sep 5th
7 notes
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"Oh shitting penis nipples she knows everything."
Sep 5th
4 notes
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“I’m gonna touch all up on you. All up on you....
Sep 4th
4 notes
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'“Gonna put my wiener in you,” he sings softly.'
Sep 4th
1 note
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"Dude, not only did I spill the beans, I spilled...
Sep 3rd
3 notes
4 tags
"Dirk had him there, pinned between a rock and a...
Sep 3rd
1 note
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TG: she got an eyebrow piercing and i got vagina flutters TT: I am uncomfortable. TG: be still my quivering cunt
Sep 3rd
2 notes
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TT: Yeah, ok, Calmasis is androgynous but you write him with a dick and that makes it mpreg. TG: dont kink shame me you cum slut
Sep 3rd
1 note
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"Except for his stomach. That shit was having some...
Sep 2nd
4 tags
"Pants were not in his immediate future."
Sep 2nd
1 note