May 2013
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dickdrool
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March 2013
1 post
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"But it could be a better show, and Dirk tells him...
February 2013
1 post
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"My yaoi senses must have been tingling."
January 2013
1 post
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TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss
December 2012
20 posts
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“The hills are alive with the sound of...
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"He'll call you a horse cock, and your heart will...
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"He stops feeling like an awkwardly-shaped piece...
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"You can’t believe you’re getting scolded by a...
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“Oh. Uh. Yeah, me and Terezi... it’s complicated....
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“Sure, if you want to use words that shouldn’t be words.” “I insist on using those words.”
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"If Fingertip Makeouts Could Be A Thing"
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"The Asshole party has a mandate and a majority,...
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“One dick piercing, please.”
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"Please go away you sexy motherfucker."
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"Bulges don't go up poop chutes. That's just not...
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“Get any braces snagged in that thing?” “Anyone climbing that ladder of yours yet bro?” “Oh hey man did your metal dick lead you in here to my magnetic personality?” “Sup dude how’s RoboCock? Kicking the ass of criminal cum in Dicktroit?”
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"You flail helplessly, trying to pry him off as he...
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“I dunno like-aah- a double strand of anal beads...
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"This is miles beyond Ribbed For Her Pleasure....
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“Come on dude, fuck me.” It takes a lot of super...
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You’re feeling pretty damn needy right now...
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His dreams were filled with sheet-staining visions...
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“There. Now all you gotta do is fuck me.”
November 2012
4 posts
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"I don't care it's sword fight o'clock, we're...
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"See, it's funny because Dave is the Knight of...
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"your boyfriend is so disgusting you should...
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"Imagine if you jizzed orange soda, John. I'd...
October 2012
4 posts
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“It looks like you tried to make your butt a honey...
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"who is Meenah and why is she helping you with...
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"yeah dirk dont you want your legs to feel silky...
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"and the next person to ask for Comic Sans because...
September 2012
20 posts
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“Is that an octopus in your pants or are you just...
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"You are very philosophical in the smuppet pile."
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EB: man, you’re like EB: angry alien gandhi
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“I swear, by the time we’re 20 I’ll have ended up...
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"oh yeah and while im at it ill walk around town...
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"But John was the resident king of being oblivious...
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“That’s roughly one metric fuckton of balls that...
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"You mute the movie and spend the last hour...
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"Jesus this is worse than the time you and Dave...
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"Oh shitting penis nipples she knows everything."
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“I’m gonna touch all up on you. All up on you....
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'“Gonna put my wiener in you,” he sings softly.'
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"Dude, not only did I spill the beans, I spilled...
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"Dirk had him there, pinned between a rock and a...
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TG: she got an eyebrow piercing and i got vagina flutters TT: I am uncomfortable. TG: be still my quivering cunt
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TT: Yeah, ok, Calmasis is androgynous but you write him with a dick and that makes it mpreg. TG: dont kink shame me you cum slut
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"Except for his stomach. That shit was having some...
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"Pants were not in his immediate future."