dickdrool
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“But it could be a better show, and Dirk tells him that. He figures they can put together a real spectacular. The Ice Capades of sex. A Ringling Brothers circus composed entirely of fucking. ‘Jake Gets Plowed’ in IMAX 3D.”
“My yaoi senses must have been tingling.”
TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss
“The hills are alive with the sound of Homosexuality Egbert. Embrace it.”
“He’ll call you a horse cock, and your heart will skip and bounce.”
“He stops feeling like an awkwardly-shaped piece of furniture with too many edges that happened to roll on top of you…”“
“You can’t believe you’re getting scolded by a horned fairy who used to be a ghost in a robot, but she has a point.”
“Oh. Uh. Yeah, me and Terezi… it’s complicated. My life is a fucking Facebook status. Shit sucks.”
“Sure, if you want to use words that shouldn’t be words.”
“I insist on using those words.”
