1. 20:19 15th Jul 2014

    Notes: 1492

    Reblogged from gnarlyaltruist

    Tags: canon

    forgottenhsfacts:

Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729

    forgottenhsfacts:

    Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729

     
  2. “D-don’t be ragging on the rag, bro.”

     
  3. “At first I thought you were playing it cool but you were just being the densest person ever. Neutron stars have nothing on you.”

     
  4. If you’re not decked out fitting for a trek to the north pole then your testicles will straight up ditch your ass and run off to Tahiti to sit on the beach with a fruity drink so alcoholic it’ll—
     
  5. “Pause the fucking movie, John, I can’t listen to God talk about penguins when you’re grabbing my dick…!”

     
  6. dickdrool

    (no further context is necessary)

     
  7. "But it could be a better show, and Dirk tells him that. He figures they can put together a real spectacular. The Ice Capades of sex. A Ringling Brothers circus composed entirely of fucking. ‘Jake Gets Plowed’ in IMAX 3D."

     
  8. "My yaoi senses must have been tingling."

     
  9. TG: no turning back gonna get sucked down into the deep dark gay abyss 

     
  10. “The hills are alive with the sound of Homosexuality Egbert. Embrace it.”