1. "His teeth are the main attraction but his lips and tongue do a wonderful opening act."

  2. Huge surprise, Dave actually has eyes, throw a party, light the fireworks, someone better call the presses because holy shit this is the biggest news since the survival of y2k.”

  3. "…I can’t believe you just got laid over a shitty Team Fortress 2 reference."

  4. “Strider, I said no, and I swear to god if you ask me one more time I will shove my fist so far down your throat I can control your legs and make them walk away from me.”

  5. "Jesus Christ, what happened? Did someone invite Yoko Ono to Christmas?"

  6. Does your dick make my ass look big?”

  7. "We’ll do the passionate thing later, scouts honor."

  8. 02:02

    Notes: 3


    "It’s three in the afternoon," Dirk yelled through the closed door.

    "Good afternoon then," Bro responded, half way considering punching through the door just to flip him off as he stalked back to the living room.

  9. 20:19 15th Jul 2014

    Notes: 1597

    Reblogged from gnarlyaltruist

    Tags: canon


Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729


    Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729

  10. “D-don’t be ragging on the rag, bro.”