1. "…I can’t believe you just got laid over a shitty Team Fortress 2 reference."

     
  2. “Strider, I said no, and I swear to god if you ask me one more time I will shove my fist so far down your throat I can control your legs and make them walk away from me.”

     
  3. "Jesus Christ, what happened? Did someone invite Yoko Ono to Christmas?"

     
  4. Does your dick make my ass look big?”

     
  5. "We’ll do the passionate thing later, scouts honor."

     
  6. 02:02

    Notes: 3

    "Goodnight."

    "It’s three in the afternoon," Dirk yelled through the closed door.

    "Good afternoon then," Bro responded, half way considering punching through the door just to flip him off as he stalked back to the living room.

     
  7. 20:19 15th Jul 2014

    Notes: 1528

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Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729

    forgottenhsfacts:

    Source: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729

     
  8. “D-don’t be ragging on the rag, bro.”

     
  9. “At first I thought you were playing it cool but you were just being the densest person ever. Neutron stars have nothing on you.”

     
  10. If you’re not decked out fitting for a trek to the north pole then your testicles will straight up ditch your ass and run off to Tahiti to sit on the beach with a fruity drink so alcoholic it’ll—